Monday, November 26, 2007

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I had my first official dream in which I brought home a live baby.

However, not before I jumped from a cliff into a raging river with a grilled cheese sandwich in hand. I did have the sense to give the baby to a stranger prior to jumping into Niagara Falls though, so that must count for something. And, my grilled cheese sandwich landed safely in a paper plate held by another stranger down on the rocks, so score 3 points for me.

After retrieving the baby that was at that time a boy, I found myself in my childhood home. 2 days later, I realized I hadn't fed the baby (now a girl) at all, to which I responded, "Well, she didn't tell me to feed her!" I successfully fed him (yes, him) for 30 minutes straight without stopping, while watching her (yes, her) belly begin to grow bigger by the minute. I finally burped her and placed her on the bottom of my bunk bed while I removed blanket after blanket, toy after toy, hazard after hazard from her crib all decked out in pink butterflies and ruffles.

And then I woke up.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What could it all mean???? Glad to know the baby AND the grilled cheese sandwich were all kept safe!
~K

Anonymous said...

i really look forward to reading your blog. it cracks me up!

Ann said...

Mmm, a grilled cheese sandwich sounds good...

Boyz3Mommy said...

I once had a dream (when I was pregnant) that Fisher's face was poking out of my big 8 month pregnant belly and when I tried to push it back in I broke him. Pregnancy dreams are SO wrong...

Anonymous said...

Pregnancy dreams are so vivid. I had one of those dreams where the baby literally ripped my stomach apart coming out of my abdomen like in the movie "Alien."

Write them down now--someday before too long you'll be so sleep-deprived that you won't remember your dreams for a long time!

Laurie B