Scene: Before Christmas, in line to pay...let's just say, lots of people behind me. A conversation with the cashier.
Can't Keep Her Mouth Shut: "So, are you pregnant?"
Me: "Yes."
Can't Keep Her Mouth Shut: "Oh, I thought so. Because if you weren't I was gonna say, 'Girl, you better do something about that belly.'"
Me: "Ha, ha."
Can't Keep Her Mouth Shut: "How far along are you?"
Me: "20 weeks."
Can't Keep Her Mouth Shut: "Oh, you're still early. {Pause} So, why are you so big?"
Me: "Well, I am little so I pop out pretty quickly."
Can't Keep Her Mouth Shut: "Yeah, but people don't usually get that big so fast."
Me: "This is my fourth pregnancy, fifth baby, with no living children, so I show faster than normal."
Can't Keep Her Mouth Shut: "Good luck with that."
Me: "Yeah, thanks."
Thursday, December 27, 2007
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Yes indeed. She DID ask for it.
Gee whiz! Whatever happened to manners and thoughtful discourse?
~K
I just can't believe the nerve of some people. I'm glad you didn't hold back on her. I just wish someday, if that ever happened to me, I'd be quick-witted enough to say, "Well, at least I have an excuse for being so fat. What's your excuse for being so ugly?"
I hate people!
"Can't keep her mouth shut" has probably never even been pregnant.
Why are you so big? NONE OF YOUR F***ING BUSINESS!!!!
Good luck with that.
...What the hell????
Good luck with that.
Did you slap that idiot?
Yup, she did ask for that. Why are people so rude and nosey?
SHUT UP!!! I hope you smacked her. SHUT UP!!! I am just completely shocked!
GOOD LUCK with that?! How about...I don't even know.
OMG! I can't believe how dense people are. What store was this?? I want to go over & smack her for you!!
oh. my. effing. god. you are a saint for not popping her one in the kisser.
i am so incredibly sorry you had to endure that.
heh, that was lurkous))) her manner of answering are so nice and fun. smart one
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